Oh, silly Amazon, you gave me a heart attack!!!

I admit it, I've been eating amazing food and haven't exercised more than the walk from my office to my car...but I thought someone was very mistaken by my misshapen appearance when I received a bizarre email from Amazon.com. The confusion was cleared up yesterday when I received a follow-up email that went something like this:

Greetings from Amazon.com.We're contacting you about the e-mail message we mistakenly sent toyou indicating that an item was purchased from your baby registry;this message was sent to you in error. We intended to send you ane-mail regarding your Amazon Wedding Registry, but the text of themessage was incorrect. Please watch for a message regarding yourAmazon Wedding Registry in the next day or two.We apologize for any confusion this may have caused.

So, tonight, Scott and I went on an impromptu date night after I had a hankering for steak and someone blessed us with a gift certificate. We ran into an old classmate of mine who just happened also to be one of the weddings that Scott has officiated at. I think it was Scott's third wedding. Unfortunately, it didn't end well( the marriage, not Scott's wedding officiating) and, during the course, we became friends with the groom. Scott, the sweetheart waited patiently until this girl, who is a waitress at this particular restaurant, was standing near the bar and we walked over to say hi. Oh, bless his heart. It was the coldest shoulder I have ever seen in my life. She had her back turned when he patted her on the shoulder and greeted her and she didn't even turn around but muttered "hi" half-heartedly over her shoulder. And, my darling husband, kept going. He is not a quitter.

"hey, how are you doing?" hand still amicably touching shoulder to get attention

"fine" eyes still not quite turning his way

OUCH!!! We walked as quickly as we could out of there.

What did I learn from this? My way of waiting until they are out of sight and rushing out of public places works best for me.

PS. I've been married for six months and a few odd days. I'm officially an old married woman.

3 kids...2 dogs...100 fish....1,000 bugs

Merry Christmas! It used to be Christmas Eve up until about two hours ago...why am I still up? It has been crazy busy with parties and shopping and sleeping, I just wish there was more of the latter. I will post again later this week, I have pictures from my job where I took another ride around the island in a helicopter and then there was Benji's 30th Birthday Party and the most elaborate birthday cake you have ever seen.

But, I did want to take my three cousins out again before the christmas lights dimmed. So we picked them up from my auntie and took them fishing AGAIN. This time I took Scott and an extra dog. We're dog-sitting our friend Trisha's dog, Jordyn. She's a real cute dog but she and Charlie aren't exactly friends. At least they tolerate each other but they've staked out different sides of the yard and never cross the imaginary border.

We went hiking farther down the stream this time...the one thing I hadn't planned was the later time of day meant bugs bugs bugs everywhere. The kiddies looked like monkeys as they squatted by the water and scratched themselves silly with one hand as they held the net in the other. So keep that in mind as you look over the pictures, Jasen was too preoccupied with scratching to stop for many pictures. Jasen was a little more active this time...he actually moved and ran up and down the side of the stream...and he actually caught more than rocks. He managed to somehow catch a little tadpole which Charlie almost accidentally ate when he was drinking out of the poke container makeshift aquarium. Jasen did give up fishing after that, he peaked early...and he began launching every free-standing rock into the middle of the stream. Poor Jaren and Sierra were sitting patiently on rocks with their nets poised over the water and just when they seemed ready to spring, Jasen's rocks would scatter all the frightened fish.

Sierra and Jaren were so well-behaved and polite. We wanted to give them an afternoon of playtime but they were constantly watching over Jasen. Scott has always liked Sierra and Jaren a lot but now he has fallen in love with Jasen. Probably because Jasen learned his name. Scott is such a softie. Karen says it is because Scott has a picture with the mighty morphin power rangers in our christmas newsletter, it makes him cool. And Jasen gave him hugs and kept asking "where's unko cott?" every time Scott wasn't in his direct line of sight. It was real cute.

We took them to church but Jasen refused to go to the nursery. He wouldn't even go up the stairs near the nursery, his eyes would water and he would mournfully plead "no. i want to go home." Oh, it was so sad. So he just played in the courtyard. Then I took them to see christmas lights on Namoku Street. People had working train sets, inflatable snow globes and ferris wheels, and there was even a T-Rex. If you ask Jasen what his favorite part of the christmas lights was though, he would tell you "mighdy pawr mornin razahs." I'm not quite sure where he thinks he saw those.

Man...kids are fast

So my previous entry about our fishing trip adventure was created for my uncle who is deployed to Iraq...man, I am bummed to find out that the government won't let him look at blog websites. Sorry!

I looking forward to my next assignment for myself...but I've run into my first and biggest obstacle. I may be one of the first photographers to try to break into children portrait photography without actually having any kids of my own. Thus, this makes my chances at practicing very limited and few between. I'll have to plan ahead and borrow "kids" whenever I get the chance. My next targets threw me for a loop when they decided to take their three kiddies on a two week trip to Florida. They stopped by to pick up something this morning. I ran over to say hi and swung the back door open. There was sweet little "Lala" sittin in her car seat

with big sorrow-filled eyes and a lone tear running down her cheek.

Me: Why so sad?

Momma: She hates her carseat.

How can you turn down those sad eyes? I set her loose and decided this proved to be "challenge." So, I'm not real happy with the pictures I took but I grabbed my camera and ran after her.

Challenge #1: Little kids are fast

I've practiced action photos in flag football games before but this little girl operates at warp speed, a velocity that no known adult can possibly reach. I must have deleted 70% of my photos because she was nothing but a rosy-cheeked blur.

Solution: I also realized that my camera has a tendency to "best focus" and it catches the doorway and steps in perfect detail but not my little buttercup. I figured out how to change the focus to "spot focus" where it focuses on just a certain preset spot, a setting I'm much more comfortable with. Unfortunately, this breakthrough came well after the Del family had left. I will also have to just learn to up the shutterspeed. There's nothing worse than a beautiful crisp picture with one of their little hands blurred.

Challenge #2: I don't seem to inspire a lot of smiling

I read Audrey Woulard's blog and she says she just talks non-stop to the children and gabs away until they forget about the camera. I tried that trick but it takes way too much skill to double task like that. Plus, I don't think this applies very well when your subject is only two and doesn't seem to understand most of the garble coming out of my mouth...and what she might have understood didn't really interest her. She was a little pre-occupied with more important issues...like the fact that she only had two minutes to try on all of the fifteen pair of slippers that we have on our doorstep.

(I created and overlay layer in PS, and used a paintbrush to brighten the blues and darken her hair)

Challenge 3: Sometimes, closer is as good as it gets

I read a lot of photographers who say that "light is the key to great pictures." So, I've been trying to watch our yard over the past couple days and study what the colors of the foilage look like at different times of the day. This was complicated by the forty days and nights of rain that seems to be storming in our backyard. But, when Lala was running in and out of our house, she hit the jackpot of "light" in our front doorstep...it lit her profile up beautifully and I screamed out "eureka, stay there." And, not surprisingly, she ran right past the beautiful spotlight to the dark corner with all the pretty rubba slippahs.

Challenge 4: The Headless Horseman

"look at me...look over here...yoohoo...hui....manong"

I tried it all and I ended up with exactly one picture where she's looking at me...and she's blurry in it. Aargh. Who could blame her? Who wants to look at auntie with a black camera where her head used to be? I have to compete with objects much more deserving of fascination. Even when I could catch her eye, as soon as I raise the camera up...oh, eye contact broken...and she's gone.

(I used a new layer "overlay" and painted the lower red with warm reds to darken, I also added a "lens effect" filter)

Solution: I've decided I will have to paint a realistic image of my face on the camera. Trickery is always best.

two boys...a dog...and a stream full of fish

I had the most wonderful day fishing with my two cousins..."Big-J" and "mini-j". I was a little nervous about taking them for a few hours but Scott told me how to get to the stream nearby. Loaded down with a bag full of bread(for the fish but Charlie ate most of it...charlie is our dog), empty poke containers(poke is fish...it works out), nets, my camera gear, and "mini J"s spiderman backpack, ...oh, and I almost forgot the towel and rubber ball(I didn't want to run out of things to do), we had to hike around the block to get the stream. It was a small miracle that we managed to get there at all with me dragging Charlie and endlessly yelling "stay on the grass" to the boys.

Big-J was in little boy heaven. He clambered all over the stream bank and caught so many little fish with his net that they collected themselves into a little dark cloud at the bottom of our container.

My biggest fear was "mini-j" falling into the stream...I stood him on a patch of rocks where he could reach water and his little booted feet did not move the entire time we were there. I brought some bread to bait the fish. I showed "mini-J" how to carefully pull little pieces off the roll and drop them in the water to entice the fishies closer. He watched closely and when I had repeated the motion a few times, I broke off half the roll for him. I figured it would be enough for ten minutes. He promptly grabbed the roll and threw it one fell motion into the creek. The tiny minnows now seemed desperate to avoid this gargantuan iceberg of dough.

Me: No...no....little pieces....see? like this...little bitty pieces

I handed him the second roll and watched as he launched the entire thing...this time, further down the creek. Hmmm...let's just skip the whole bait thing and just fish.

"Big-J" proved to be an ingenious fisherman...he found spots with larger fish and found they were too fast for his red net. So he threw rocks into the middle of the water to scare the fish towards him and into the path of his trusty net. He did seem on the verge of launching himself into the water at certain times.

"mini-J" had a "mini-net", Stanton's little green aquarium net. With his feet anchored firmly, he swung his little net and bashed the shore until he had scared away any aquatic creatures on his side of the stream. He did manage to catch two medium-sized rocks...it was a proud moment for us all. Being a kind-hearted fisherman, he released them back into the wild to grow into more medium-sized rocks.

I thought this pic was a nice end to the day. I may want to lighten "mini-J" since he is being silhouetted and his features are darkened. I did promise to take them back...Next time, I'm bringing Scott instead of the dog.